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Why Women Can’t Communicate Clearly
FIRST IMPRESSION. THIS ARTICLE MAKES ME
51%LAUGH
2%THINK
15%FURIOUS
2%HAPPY
5%SAD
24%A BETTER MAN
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There’s an old adage which goes: if you ask a man what time it is, he’ll look at his watch; but if you ask a woman the same question, she’ll start telling you all about the pretty Patek Philippe she saw in the jewelry store the other day.
In other words, you get a straight answer from a man — but never from a woman. Yet how many times have you heard the female accusation “men can’t communicate” (usually voiced with a good deal of attitude and scorn)?Well, scratch the surface and what you’ll find is a very biased female attitude. It turns out that when women say, “Men can’t communicate,” what they really mean is, “Men can’t communicate the way women communicate with each other.” But to a man, women can’t communicate at all.
Let’s look at these four “communication” strategies women use, and what we can do to make some sense of it all.
1- Women never say what they really mean.
Instead of directly expressing a point or asking a question (as men do), a woman will talk all around a subject, expecting men to somehow decipher what she wants or needs.
For her, being indirect is a way of life. A woman would rather talk and talk and talk, and let men play guessing games rather than come to the point. Here are some examples:
When she says, “It’s your decision,” what she really means is, “You’d better know what I really want and give it to me right now.”
When she says, “Go ahead, do what you want,” she really means, “I don’t want you to, and you’re going to pay for this later.”2- Women focus on talking, not finding solutions.
Since they aren’t used to taking action, women talk instead of seeking out solutions to problems (they rely on men to actually get things accomplished). What’s more, women think that any problem can be solved by simply talking about it.
So instead of making decisions, they will endlessly catalog alternatives, seeking advice from anyone and everyone — then never act upon any of the suggestions (more often than not, they will give up and cry or just complain).3- Women think with their emotions.
Because they are driven by hormones, female thought patterns are far divorced from logic. Women love to indulge themselves in feelings and impressions — this is why their behavior is so often erratic, moody and irrational.
They think and speak in estrogen.For example, if a man says to a woman, “I like your hair,” she’ll come back with, “You mean you didn’t like it before? You’re embarrassed of me, aren’t you? You think I’m ugly. You don’t want to be seen with me.”
4- Women expect men to be mind readers (and punish them when they’re not).
Any woman will tell you that a man is just supposed to “know” what she likes sexually, where she wants to go, what she wants to do, etc., without her ever conveying any direct information to him. If he doesn’t, this means that he doesn’t really care about her. In other words, women expect men to be mind readers.
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